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Oh, my God.

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Mum! Just a minute!

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Can I borrow your iPad?

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Hang on. Don't go.

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We found it. Give it to me. It's all
right. The safety cat is gone.

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Do as your mum says.

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Ben! Who did you expect?

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Annika Rice?

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That looks in perfect working order.

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Be careful with that.

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Rona!

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Morning.

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What happened to you?

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What? I've had my hair done different.
Do you like it?

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But you're a nun.

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I've renounced my former self and
decided to devote my life to chastity.

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Anyway, I already had the uniform.

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Wait, where are you going?

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I've been out all night on a call. I'm
going to crash out in the bedroom. No,

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you can't!

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Hi, Mum.

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This is Flem. He's going to tattoo me.

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Hi, Ben. There you go.

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Cheers,

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mate. See you.

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Did he tell me to spit on your mascara?

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No. I already did it anyway.

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You didn't. You'll never know for sure.

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You were disgusting, do you know that?

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I haven't got gob on my eyelashes.

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To think I'm only separated from you by
one chromosome.

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Why didn't somebody wake me?

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It's only ten to eight. Ten to eight?
Who's getting the breakfast? I don't

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any. Mother, he's been touching my make
-up. Again?

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I was testing it on Rabbit. David!

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What are you eating?

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Toast.

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Come here.

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Is that a blister on your tongue? I
thought so.

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Cherry! Jenny, this is your fault. I
can't stop him. You should have woken

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Why? You don't have to go anywhere.

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Of course.

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Silly me. I am the living dead. I must
stay in my coffin in case I contaminate

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the employed.

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I didn't mean that. You know exactly
what you meant.

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There is a recession on, you know. The
paper said it was over. The paper said

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Elvis was alive and working at Alton
Tower.

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How's the training?

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Oh, great. I can feel my metabolism
speeding up. Hungry?

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No, I'll just have a shower and some
coffee. Why didn't you wake me?

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No need. You haven't got to go anywhere.

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a red T -shirt today? I can't. Why? I
shall be begging at the tube station

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a pierced nose and an outstation on a
piece of string.

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If Anne Frank was in this family, she'd
lean out of the attic shouting, take me,

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take me. Don't say things like that.

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David, what are you doing?

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We're cutting up frogs today.

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God, there won't be any animals left
soon. I'm sure they'll provide the

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You haven't got a frog in here, have
you? Don't be silly.

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That'll be Jackie, I'll get it. No, it's
all right.

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But you're in your dressing gown.

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Come in, we're nearly ready. Not the
coffee, please, not the coffee. Like

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coffee? What sort is it?

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I don't know, it's brown and it's cheap.

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Oh, we don't bother with the decent
stuff in the morning, do we, Mother? Oh,

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it's so well worth.

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My mother says you can tell the class of
a person by the coffee they drink.

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Is that a bruise on your mouth? Mother!

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left as a little present?

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You may have already won £10 ,000 or a
full Sierra estate.

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Oh? Dear Mr Bill Poulter, imagine what
you could do with £10 ,000. Pay off your

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mortgage, take a luxury holiday.

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Put landmines in the garden?

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Or buy sumptuous gifts for all the
Poulter family.

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This is not a timeshare. What is it?

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A timeshare.

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Don't delay. Send your reply today in
this special prepaid envelope.

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What a good idea.

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There we are.

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You're not really going to send that. I
should.

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They send us theirs.

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You should have woken me, you know. You
look so peaceful.

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Did I?

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Were you dreaming?

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I don't remember.

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What's that?

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Oh, it's a letter from the training
scheme. They found a replacement for

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You could always take me on.

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Nothing. Of course. I forgot. A monkey
wrench can only be worked by the

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testicles, can't it?

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Come on, you'd have to take orders from
me. Well, I could do that.

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It's different when it's some snotty
little kid. Go on, try me. No!

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Give me an order.

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Get my keys off the sideboard.

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You're right, I couldn't do that.

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You see, dear Melanie says your breasts
should be examined every day.

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Yes, but you're supposed to do it
yourself.

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Anyway, it's dead boring. It's like
grappling with an icing bag.

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I'd have to be really stuck for
something to do.

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Here's another one.

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Dear Melanie, for some time I have had
problems with thrush. Yours sincerely,

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the man from Uncle.

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friend for five weeks now and I'm only
16.

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Recently he has wanted to become
intimate.

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But I do not yet feel ready to yield to
him.

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Yield to him?

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She's from Norwich. I do so want to keep
him but do not

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feel the time is right for us to become
physically close.

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What shall I do?

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Marry him.

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To Clifford.

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You are too shy to give your full name
and address, but there is no need to be

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embarrassed. Many men feel that size is
a barrier to satisfying a partner, but

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there is no need to worry.

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Liar.

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What else is there?

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Ten toast toppers to take that.

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Jason, I am not.

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Marky Mark in his shorty shorts.

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Did we read this one? rubbish when we
were her age?

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Hmm?

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Rona.

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Sorry.

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Well, the worst thing I remember in
Bunty was when one of the four Marys had

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crush on the geography mistress.

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Yes, but they could have an orgasm over
a new pair of sensible shoes.

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Dream lovers.

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Those tell -tale night -time fantasies
that give away your secrets.

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And I see that.

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You haven't had it again.

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Yeah, last night.

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Was I still in the Salvation Army?

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You were a nun this time.

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Well, that's promotion.

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Perhaps I'll work my way up to the
Virgin Mary eventually.

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It's a dream, not a miracle.

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What do you think it means, Rona?

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It doesn't mean anything. That's what
dreams are for.

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I don't think it must mean... I don't
know.

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You're probably a bit low.

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Yeah, I am.

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I thought... I really did, that I
could...

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Change things for the better.

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Here I am now, no job, sitting here all
day, set when I sign on.

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Oh, you'll be needing the car keys,
won't you?

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Thanks.

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I just wonder how long I can stand it.

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Well, you wouldn't want to work at my
new place unless you were desperate.

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Mind you, there is a new guy on
packaging.

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It's a tradition, we take all his
clothes off, cover him in mayonnaise and

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him on the warehouse floor.

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I'd better be going. Oh, why?

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I just told you I've got to leave him on
the warehouse floor.

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Rona! He came back with me last night.

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He's having a bath now.

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Cute.

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Well, let's put it this way.

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If Clifford saw him, he'd worry himself
sick.

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Happy signing on. And easy on the mayo.

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It should be.

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That's right. Ben Porter, hop in, mate.
We've got a job for you in Dockland.

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Do the honours on the way, eh?

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See you then. See you.

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I prefer to be called Christine.

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Yes. It's over there. I think the valve
may be broken.

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That weighs a bloody tonne. Please be
careful of that. It's rather delicate.

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Yeah, those self -assembly stuff never
come out looking right, do they?

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Actually, it was very expensive.

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Could have got one of them from MFI.

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Yeah, it's a valve, all right. It'll
have to be drained and replaced.

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Christine, go and get a bowl, will you?

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Do I have to?

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Yes. Why?

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Because I need it.

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Why can't you get it?

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Just get it, will you?

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Should have stayed on meats and
everything there was a ticky kebab.

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She only started today.

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You surprise me.

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I just don't know what to do about Ross.

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He just doesn't seem interested in me.

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But you're very interesting, Julie.

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you have to be so careful nowadays.

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Trudy up the road was into her grumbling
ovaries before she realised she was

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through to dial a pizza.

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It is me, Mum.

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Oh, that's good. I just wanted to know
because I've got you programmed into my

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phone. Your number one button.

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Terrific. Well, how are you?

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Well, actually, I'm a bit low.

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Depressing being home all day. Oh, I
know.

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My joints have been killing me all week.

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I think it's the weather.

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Do you know, sometimes my knees rattle
like monkey nuts.

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Do you think I should put my name down
for plastic ones?

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I thought we were talking about me. Oh,
yeah, sorry.

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Doesn't seem natural, though, does it?

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Tom, Edie's husband, he's got a metal
screw through his head.

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Now, she makes him stand on a rubber
bath mat every time we have lightning.

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And she's got cataract, you know.

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She can't see a thing.

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Oh, she's very worried about Tom and the
home help.

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Of course, they say all those slurping
noises are on Emmerdale Farm.

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Took an overdose.

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Right, I need Anne getting this off the
wall.

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Why? It's heavy.

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All right, all right. Which last servant
dial?

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Unemployment.

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Careful, wall's up! It's all right. Stop
it.

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What's happened to the carpet? It's just
a few drops. The water gets quite rusty

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in there.

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It's ruined!

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Should have had a nice patterned one.

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There's a salad -allied carpet. Don't
you worry about it. We'll clean it up,

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Christine.

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If you wouldn't mind.

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I thought flavour had been abolished.

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It's not dried in. We'll shift it.

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Mmm.

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No, I promise you, Mum.

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No, I'm not going to have tissue pumped
into my lips to make them fuller.

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Mmm.

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No. Oh, I wouldn't do that.

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Oh, Mum, I have to go.

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Yeah, you too.

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Right, bye.

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I'm ordering the Christmas turkey
tomorrow.

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Are you coming?

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Not now, Mum, please.

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I've ordered a £17 one. Will I be all
right if you are coming?

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It's four months till Christmas. Well, I
don't want to run out on the day.

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And I don't want to run out on Boxing
Day or the day after.

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We haven't even talked about it yet. I
don't even know what we're doing.

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Well, Ben doesn't get on with his
father, does he? And you don't get on

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sister, so you won't be going there,
will you?

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Look, Mum, can I ring you back?

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Look, I've got to sign on. If you're
late, they'll make you have an

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I'll ring you back.

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I need to know today!

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I promise.

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I'll ring you before I go to sleep. Bye,
Mum.

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They've been too good to be true.

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Hello?

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Excuse me?

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I know you're busy, but could you
possibly give me a jump start?

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Yes. I think we could manage that.

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Can you come and help now?

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Oh, yes.

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No problem.

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Thanks so much.

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Sorry. Excuse me, I'm sorry to disturb
you. I was calling if you could sit in

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car for me and just give me a bump done.

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Excuse me, I'm really sorry to disturb
you. Do you think you could just come

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sit in my car for a minute?

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Cow.

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I'm sorry to disturb you.

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And just sit in my car for me while I
push it and give it a bump start. Just

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take your foot off the clutch for me
while I push the car.

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It's just the breakfast thing.

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I'm paying 40, I'm afraid.

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I'm not going to pay you.

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What? You've ruined my carpet, so I'm
withholding your money as compensation.

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But you let me finish.

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Sue me.

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I spent half an hour getting that off
the carpet.

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Yes, but I know it's been saying now.

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You can't do this.

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Oh, can't I?

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You come blundering all over my flat
with some lesbian. You what?

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Oh, come off it, love. You have to be a
lesbian to do plumbing. No, you have to

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be a lesbian to sleep with other women.
Didn't you find that out at the

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finishing school?

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Christine.

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over us.

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I'd like you to leave, but now!

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Come on.

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All right.

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Well, I'm going to stand in the foyer of
these flats and tell every yuppie that

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your shiro kuramata is a copy.

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Will the check be all right?

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I used to read a lot of Metropolitan
Home when I was on the meat counter.

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Well, Mrs Porter, the supervisor thought
it might be a good idea if we have a

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little chat.

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Oh. Have you filled in a form before?

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Yes. Oh, good.

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Well, you'll have to give me some tips
then.

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Now, I see you've been without
employment for 14 weeks. Yes.

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Are you familiar with our leaflet 627,
Getting a Job?

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Is that the one with the boy on the
cover holding a screwdriver and grinning

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like he's on angel dust?

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That's the one, yes.

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Now, what we're going to do, you and I,
is make a list of everything we're going

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to do to get you back to work.

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We're going to do? Yes.

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Well, I'll reduce interest rates by
stepping in to support the pound and you

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invest massively in industry.

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So, where was your last employment,
then?

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In Hanson's Bakery, I served her. So
your work experience is mainly in the

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retail confectionery area?

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Yes. And have you sought employment in
the retail confectionery area?

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Yes. And what progress have you made in
the retail confectionery area?

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My progress has been mainly in the
bugger -off area.

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So, what positive steps could you take
to go and work in the cake -related

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sector, do you think?

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Could leap with Mr Kipling.

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Mrs Porter, I should tell you, as a
friend, that non -cooperation could lead

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loss of benefit.

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Look, there's a recession on and the
shops have cut back on what staff they

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I don't really see how sitting here
writing dolly shopping list is going to

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propel me into the chairmanship of ICI.
They might be a bit put off by the fact

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that I've spent the last ten years
filling back.

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Don't cry.

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Only on exam day, it was strong enough.

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Never mind.

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You're doing very well.

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No, I'm not.

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Are you having trouble, Miss Goss? No.

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Blow your nose.

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Thank you.

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Couldn't you take the exam again?

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Don't you think I should?

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Yeah.

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Haven't you got a list of evening
classes?

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No. Well, you'll find one at your local
library.

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We went on a course.

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Well, sometimes you get people who are
slightly mad.

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They tell things to Kissy that they
won't tell to me.

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I see.

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I'll get you a new car.

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If I were you, I'd get out of here right
now.

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centimeters long. I'm easy to run.

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I'm convinced.

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Right, cushion.

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00:25:55,170 --> 00:25:57,430
Hi. Dinner in two minutes. Right.

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Need any help with the toggle?

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No, thanks.

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00:26:01,630 --> 00:26:04,230
Well, I'll do these tapes then, shall I?
If you like.

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00:26:05,450 --> 00:26:06,450
There's only three.

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00:26:06,550 --> 00:26:09,930
That's right, I've had mine. I've got to
be at work in half an hour. You've got

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a job.

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by the three until eleven.

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00:26:18,190 --> 00:26:19,890
Oh, I was going to take you on as my
trainee.

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00:26:21,150 --> 00:26:23,790
I'll have to cope with the shift till I
can find something better.

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00:26:24,010 --> 00:26:26,890
You mean we won't see you? Well, it's
better than your mother being

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isn't it?

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That'll be Rona. Bed by ten o 'clock,
all right?

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00:26:32,210 --> 00:26:33,210
Bye, Mum. Bye, Rad.

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00:26:34,090 --> 00:26:37,330
I've got the coleslaw if you've got the
tweezers. Leave me to those midget

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blamonges. Goodbye, love. Bye.

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Right!

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Stardate 4 .2 .8.

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First officer in command. David, wash
your hands.

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They'll never stand up to the screen,
Captain.

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00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:58,340
I didn't want her to do any job. It's
just... Well, at school you can lose

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friends if they find out things.

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00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:01,780
Perhaps they're not friends then.

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00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:06,060
This is all my fault. I've been horrible
to her.

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00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:07,940
Don't be too hard on yourself.

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00:27:08,540 --> 00:27:12,140
If I know your mum, she hasn't done this
because she's bored or because she

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feels bad.

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She's done it because...

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Because she is who she is.

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And we're very lucky to have her.

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00:27:19,450 --> 00:27:22,850
So don't feel too bad. Feel just bad
enough to do the washing up.

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00:27:23,670 --> 00:27:24,670
I'm dying.

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00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:26,509
Right then.

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00:27:26,510 --> 00:27:27,670
Who's going to be mother?

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Take you home, Bill.

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Police warn motorists to be careful
during the fall after last night's fatal

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accident on the clockwise carriageway of
the M25 in which a motorcyclist died.

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The man killed has today been named as
Angelo Shepherd, a 27 -year -old working

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for a North London...